Recently many of you have written to ask, “Robert, how is it cooking with a two-burner cook top as your only culinary appliance? (Actually, no one has written to ask me this!) Well, I will be happy to tell you.
The first rule of foreign travel is the same as the first rule of life: “When given lemons, make lemonade!” That is, be adaptable. (You say you don’t wish to be adaptable? Then what in God’s name are you doing in a country, alone, where you do not speak the language? Go home, sailor!)
With respect to cooking, you have several alternatives. Alternative number one is: Don’t cook! For those on an unlimited budget this is an easy and obvious choice. (For those of you affiliated with Saint Martin’s University I hardly need to explain this option to you as you are no doubt very experienced working with an unlimited budget!)
There are other approaches to not cooking, however. There is, for example, cold or hot cereal. (As one character observed in a recent film whose title I forget: “You are one of the few people I have ever met who believes that a nutritious diet can be composed solely of food that is either tan or brown.”) The answer to this dilemma: salads! Add the Dagwood Special – sandwiches! – and you have three meals a day (cereal; sandwich; salad).
There are ways to cook – well, let us say “creatively” – on a two burner cook top. This brings us to rule number two of foreign travel: follow the example of the locals. Yes, that’s right: ask yourself, “What would someone from Slovenia cook?” (Do you actually believe that people have been living in the Balkans for thousands of years [nay, ten thousand plus years) and have not figured out how to survive here?)
We should now consider rule number three of foreign travel: just because the Slovenians (or the French, or the Russians) can do it, doesn’t mean you should try a particular option first. Recently I was taken to lunch by my host at the Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Science and Arts. I had an excellent Slovenian goulash with polenta and a side order of cheese dumplings. (Caution: I have not said that my dietary and culinary suggestions will necessarily be healthful and good for you!) Here is what is billed as an easy to follow means for preparing Slovenian goulash that you, too, can make at home:
Although Slovenian goulash can be prepared on a two burner cook top – and I may try the recipe soon – I have elected to start with krtzarska klobasa, pecen komprir (fried potatoes), and kislo zelje (sauerkraut).
Naturally the first thing you need to do is acquire local Slovenian ingredients. (What! There is no Slovenian food market in your neighborhood? I don’t know what to tell you.) Thus, I traipsed across (actually, under!) Dunajska Cesta to the Mercator grocery store, found the krtzarska klobasa (4 sizable linked sausages, 480 grams, for 3.49 euros) in the meat section; weighed out three, very small local potatoes (.10 euros, about 11.5 U.S. cents) from the produce section; and located a 1000 gram jar of kislo selje “tradicionalno kisano” (essentially, traditional style) for 2.19 euros. (Please note: you do not need to prepare a pound of sausages and a kilogram of sauerkraut plus three (small, admittedly) potatoes for one person!) Returning to my apartment, I did the following.
First, identify a Slovenian olive oil of your choice. Apparently the Slovenians like oils made from pumpkin seed as well.
Take a saucepan and add some Slovenian olive oil. (I prefer Solatno olje; you can find it at the Mercator market on Dunajska Cesta, Ljubljana.)

Next, take a cutting board and slice the potatoes thinly.

Next, take one klobasa and slice it lengthways.

Add the potatoes to the oil in the saucepan and adjust burner to start browning the potatoes. After the potatoes start to brown, add the klobasa to brown.

In keeping with the principle to cook locally by using local products, select Slovenian condiments and a beverage to accompany your meal.

Set the table and pour your beverage while waiting for the sliced potatoes and klobasa to fully brown on both sides.

Enjoy a sip of red wine while potatoes and klobasa continue to brown at a low simmer (25-30 minutes, depending).

When sliced potatoes and klobasa have browned on both sides and cooked for 25-30 minutes, add Slovenian kislo zelje (same as any sauerkraut found in a generic American food store). Continue to simmer over low heat until heated to taste.

When sauerkraut is evenly heated to taste, serve and enjoy a Slovenian home cooked meal prepared on a two burner cook top! (Not recommended for persons with certain dietary restrictions or otherwise finicky, overly sensitive tastes.)

As always, thank you for joining me to experience with me my Fulbright adventure in Slovenia. Next: a report on what it is I am supposed to be doing here and what it is I have been doing with my colleagues at the Research Centre for the Slovenian Academy of Science and Arts and the Educational Research Institute, Ljubljana. Until next time, “Nasvidenje!” (“Goodbye, adieu, to you, and you, and you!”)(from the Sound of Music; all song lyrics copyrighted by someone).

























